I secretly hate my spouse for leaving the toilet seat up in the middle of the night, never replacing the empty toilet paper roll, "cleaning" by putting everything in a pile on the dresser, leaving one sip of milk in the carton and putting it back in the fridge, using my good kitchen shears to cut through wire or plastic, leaving wet towels on the bed, starting three different TV shows and watching none of them to completion, draining the phone battery to 1% and then leaving it to charge for an hour, asking where things are that are literally in front of their face, opening a new package when the old one isn't even empty yet, leaving the cabinet doors and drawers open, squeezing the toothpaste from the middle of the tube, "helping" with laundry by washing one white shirt with my new red towel, leaving shoes in the middle of the floor as trip hazards, and taking the last of the coffee without telling anyone or making more.